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Monday, April 30. 2007Rain, Rain go away (again)
Come back at night when I'm sleeping.
OK, I should be ecstatic that it is raining. This means that my trees and lawn will grow strong an healthy before the drought like weather of summer comes along. However, I'm not. I hate it when it is rainy out. As I have pointed out in the past, it makes me sleepy. Anyway, enough bitching. Back to the grind. Laterz Saturday, April 28. 2007Cover bands of the 70s
Well maybe not a cover band of the 70s but rather a band that covers the 70s.
I am trying to find the name of the band, but haven't yet. Scratch that, I think I found it on the venue's website, "K-Tel and the Hit Machine". I got invited out to hangout with some friends that I had not spoken with in a while. The band played a wide variety of of music from the 70s, possible a song or two from the early 80s. If you read my recent post pertaining to music, you might wonder 'What does Ben know about music from the 70s?' Not much really. But I did recognize some of the music, so I must have heard it somewhere. Maybe it was something that Mom and Dad listened to while I was young. Or maybe I just heard it in a movie. Who knows. I need to hit the sack. Emma is grunting at me that it is way pass her bedtime and that she is tired. Laterz Friday, April 27. 2007Road Rage Part 2
Generic road rage this time though.
I took the toll-road into the office this morning, everything was going along at a nice and easy clip until this one spot that always seems to bottleneck for some stupid reason. Before I get into the reason, let me just say that I did take a look over at my normal access road on-ramp as I drove pass, the ramp was open. I got up early this morning for a call with an east coast customer. Which brings me back to the reason why this one spot always seems to bottleneck. I am not normally on the road before like 8:30. Before 8:30 there are TONs of people on the road between 8:30 and 9 there are less people, not ghost town less, more like a 'wow this road could handle a few more people on it, but not too many more' less. The extra number of people on the road only makes the bottleneck worse, because between 8:30 and 9:00 the bottleneck still happens, it just doesn't stop all three lanes of traffic. Yeah, all three lanes on the expressway basically go into a stop-go mode or best case scenario is like 10Mph. Either way, it brings on the rage. Because it is an Expressway, if I wanted stop-go traffic I would be on the access road. So what is this bottleneck? It is an on-ramp where people are merging into the expressway from the access road. And mind you this isn't your typical old fashion Texas style 'death merge' (I would like to think that I coined the phrase). A 'death merge' is where you are given about 1.5-2 car lengths to get onto the expressway. Obviously that doesn't necessarily give you the appropriate distance to be able to match the coming traffic's speed, so you just have to punch it and hope for the best, because you can't stop or the people coming up behind you will hit you. Back to the bottleneck. It is what you would probably consider you everyday standard merge setup. You have plenty of room to accelerate and get up to the speed of the traffic already on the expressway. However, for some reason the folk who drive 183 don't seem to be able to understand the idea of letting people onto the expressway I guess. Because from what I can tell this is what happens. The car that is looking to merge onto the expressway is consistently denied the right-of-way to merge onto the expressway, this causes them to do one of two things. 1. speed up and cut someone off or 2. hit the breaks and thus backup the on-ramp. I think they tend to do the first one more. This in turn causes the right-hand lane to do one of two things 1. hit their breaks to avoid hitting the car that just cut them off, because they weren't nice enough to try to let them in to begin with or 2. they speed up and cut someone off in the middle lane. Does anyone see where I am going with this? It cascades, just like style sheets. The middle lane in turn does one of the same two things. However, when we get to the left lane, we reach the end of the line, because there is no one left to cut off. So you end up with three lanes of people hitting their breaks and trying to cut other people off. Oh yeah, did I mention that (IMHO) most people who drive in Texas tailgate the driver in front of them? I was taught that I should keep like two car lengths (or more) in front of the car in front of me, to allow for ample stopping room when driving on the expressway. I think these folks were taught to keep about a 2-liter's distance from the car in front of them, that is the width not the length. So throw the tailgating into the mix and you end up with a 'spontaneous breaking, cutting off, tailgating, occasional accident leading to gawking' morning cocktail of road rage. And to top it off, because of the fact that I usually leave two car lengths, I often end up with someone merging into that space. Well almost time for my next conference call. Laterz Thursday, April 26. 2007Road (Construction) Rage
So they built this toll-road up through Cedar Park and into Leander, 183A.
I take it home. But I don't usually take it on the way into work. That is probably going to change, they are adding another traffic light to the access road I take instead of the toll-road. However, my rage this morning is because of the fact that they closed the on-ramp that I normally take to get onto the expressway (the toll-road merges into the expressway, this on-ramp is after all of that). I saw the other day that they had a sign that said 'One lane on-ramp - April 25, 2007'. OK, that's fine. I can deal with a one lane on-ramp. EXCEPT, it wasn't one lane it was no fscking lanes. They had it all blocked off. This made the access road crazy, because on top of that they had been forcing people to merge from 3 lanes into two, and this doesn't go well normally, but combine that with the no on-ramp and you get an extra 25 minute stuck in gridlock for no good reason. Now, they might have had one lane yesterday, I wouldn't know. Because for some reason I felt the need to take the toll-road into work yesterday morning. Not sure why, just felt like it. I think I will be taking the toll-road into work for the rest of month of May, last free month on the toll-road. Note, the big sign was still flashing 'One lane on-ramp - April 25, 2007' this morning. Uggg, so I tried to find a quicker way into work, by taking the other toll-road, 45E which leads into the 1 (Mopac toll-road). Pretty sure this cost me $0.75, fsck, not doing that again. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention they were doing construction on 45E today too, forcing people to merge from 3 lanes into two, at least the on-ramp wasn't closed. So I got a case of ROAD RAGE this morning, and was 35 minutes late because of the detours. Back to the grind. Laterz Wednesday, April 25. 2007
I think my neighbor has lawn mowing ... Posted by Ben D. Benner
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Ok, maybe not elves.
So, I just finished mowing the front lawn like 10 minutes ago. I'm sitting in the office and Emma is barking at something outside. Then I notice that there is mowing happening, I thought it was the TV, nope someone is mowing my neighbors lawn. Mind you I don't really know this neighbor, I sort of knew the lady that lived there before. All I know about this lady is that she is old. So I poke my head outside, and there is a crew of three guys mowing and edging the lawn. I mean like a lawn mowing strike force, let no blade go uncut. The one guy is on a self propelling lawn mower (it has foot pedal/steps that he stands on). While the other two are edging around trees and stuff. Ok, I'm clueless. It is 8pm at night. NO WAY, they had that scheduled. The neighbor lady did drive away just as I started mowing the lawn. The last neighbor mowed her lawn like every other day, a real yard-worker. With me mowing the lawn on avg about ever 9-10 days this neighbor sort of make me look like my old neighbor. I'm thinking she called her lawn mowing elves and said 'They are mowing their lawn, come over.' I sort of wish I had magical lawn mowing elves. Laterz Wednesday, April 25. 2007I just love nondescript error messages
I have been doing some auditing of a rather large SQL script that we will be running here at the office modifying some old tables that were originally built on a MySQL 3.28 engine to be able to use Mysql5's innoDB table structure.
While running the script it blew an error, a nondescript error. "ERROR 1005 (HYOOO) at line xx: Can't create table './dbName/#sql-8a0_3c6aa.frm'" Ummm, it is an ALTER script, I'm not trying to 'CREATE' a table. So I googled and found some references to the error message. Mostly they talked about the datatypes having to match up between the fields your building the foreign key to, this makes complete sense. They should match up, else how can one enforce referential integrity. Double checked the datatypes, all the same. Ran it again, same error. As I looked at the data some more, I realized that there was a difference in the datatypes. The difference being the 'unsigned' vs 'signed' attribute on the integers. Uggg, made that simple change. Bada bing it worked like a charm! I also looked up the error message on MySQL's reference page. The excerpt is below: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- # Error: 1005 SQLSTATE: HY000 (ER_CANT_CREATE_TABLE) Message: Can't create table '%s' (errno: %d) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yup, really helpful guys. I mean, come on. This type of thing has to happen fairly frequently. I think the creation of a new Error state that says 'Datatype mismatch between fields' would be so much more useful. Hopefully, this page gets indexed and when someone has to google for 'ERROR 1005 (HYOOO) at line' and 'mysql' this page will come up and be of some assistance to them. Back to the grind. Laterz Wednesday, April 25. 2007
$26,000 cell phone bill Posted by Ben D. Benner
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$26,000 cell phone bill
Wow!
I have no idea what this story has to do with being an 'Automatic Millionaire' but I definitely feel better about the time that I called and had Gina's cell phone disabled/canceled after she lost it that one time. Check out the stories. Back to the grind. Laterz Wednesday, April 25. 2007
Music as a stimulant? Posted by Ben D. Benner
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Music as a stimulant?
Over the years I've spent a good deal of time with headphones piping music into my cranium or with the radio on in the background.
I normally use the music as an additional stimulant, something to get the blood pumping, even if I am just sitting at the computer typing. However, I remember listening to Green Day and Stone Temple Pilots while mowing the lawn back at my mom's house in Michigan. (Notably on a 'walkman' (portable personal cassette player to anyone too young to remember.) Last night I spent some time searching for a song that might not even exist. I did a lyric search and what came back was a song by Garbage on their Garbage 2.0 album. I have that album and I don't think it is the song that I was thinking about, I need to find it and listen to it to make sure. But I digress, the point is I spent time listening to samples of various tracks from the 80s, 90s and 2000s. There were songs that got my blood pumping, even from the 30 second sample. I bought a few of them, I don't remember which ones but I can look them up and post them after I get home later today. However, as I was listening to some of the samples I sort of remembered the first time I heard them. It made me sort of feel like I was reliving my youth. Sitting up in the journalism room on the 3rd floor after hours doing the desktop publishing for the theatre's programs for the various plays and musicals I assisted (and performed) in over those 4 years. I remembered, mowing the lawn, jogging or being down in Mexico for that summer before high school. My taste in music is best termed as eclectic. The word eclectic is usually reserved for folks that tend to collect taxidermy fruit or other such general weirdness. Growing up I listened to pretty much whatever my mom liked, which meant lots of MoTown. However, at some point Bill Joel got inserted into the mix. I am not sure what made me like it, I think it is the piano. But I managed to kill two cassette tapes of his greatest hits. (I have since bought the CD set, which came with about 5 new songs.) Sometime in 1995 I started driving, this meant that I had control of the radio. I listened almost exclusively to 92.1 the Edge, alternative rock, previously I listened to FM95 (i think that was the name) it ran a Top 40 line up. Sometime in 1995 I got my own CD player, so moving beyond just listening to Alternative on the radio I start buying CDs. (Here in Austin, I listen almost exclusively to 101X, alternative rock.) I didn't really listen to 80s rock growing up, so when I hear it on the flashback lunch breaks I still occasionally hear a new song. I really like some of it, but not all of it. I bought some 80s alternative rock last night. My reason for mentioning that is because when it came to buying music for the next 10 years or so, I only bought stuff that I had been listening to since 1995. There are a few albums in my collection that date prior to 1995 (ie Billy Joel, and some artists that I liked enough to buy their older stuff). Back to the title of this post 'Music as a stimulant?'. As I was saying, I normally listen to music to keep myself motivated. I remember back in the early days of being down here in Texas, Gene used to listen to Metallica all the time. Then as the techno music movement made it's way through Austin, many of the programmers got really into techno music. (Notably some were there before and after the movement.) I think everyone has music that gets their blood pumping. I think there are a lot of people that listen to music to calm down too. As they say 'Music soothes the savage beast.' I know that there are artists that calm me down. Almost all classical music for instance puts me to sleep. I mean that literally, and mean no offense to those that enjoy, compose, or play classical music. I find classical music to be quite relaxing and will normally get relaxed enough to just nod off while listening to it. Particularly if it has cello. I played cell back in middle school and was told at one point during that time 'The cello has the closet equivalent range to the female voice.' I think this might be true, given that most of the artists that make me relax are women, who tend to have prominent solos or ensemble vocal pieces. Anyway, I forget entirely why I thought this would be interesting to write about. But I do remember that yesterday my boss told me that I sounded tired. (which I am.) It has been raining here for the last few days (nice and sunny at the moment). As I have stated in the past 'i am solar powered', so the rain makes me sleepy. He said 'Wow, you must have been really tired back in Michigan.' I don't remember it raining constantly there, I remember it raining regularly then dissipating. However, I replied 'maybe that is why I formed my caffeine habit, because I was tired all the time in Michigan.' Which later as I was listening to the various samples last night, maybe that is also why I got hooked on music too. I think I am addicted to Music (and caffeine). Back to the grind. Laterz Tuesday, April 24. 2007Playing around with Facebook
At the Web 2.0 Expo I sat through a technical presentation by the Facebook guys, they were talking about their new API, FQL.
It is an interesting take on building a web service. Rather than write a series of primitive API methods or a combination primitives and more advanced task related items. The issue that they were trying to resolve was the idea of returning too much data. This could be resolved by adding additional parameters to the API methods or making specialized methods to limit the return of data. They took a different course, they looked at solving the issue from a very intriguing perspective. They decided to make an API that resembled SQL. The rationale was that almost all developers know SQL, thus having the syntax of FQL match up with SQL was perfect. Now, the first thing that popped into my mind was 'OMG, they opened themselves up to injection attacks,' that thought lasted about a split second, basically because with the amount of money these guys have been given I knew they weren't morons. The 'not morons' thought was reassured about 30 seconds later. However, my next thought revolved around the fact that developers would have to learn the table structure or the structure of the data they are interacting in detail. This thought also lasted a split second. Because, developers would have to learn the data structure of the API returns in detail anyway. One interesting (and highly logical) bit was that they do not allow any sort of JOINs in FQL. They stated that they are not simply just passing the SQL to the database, they have to manipulate it and what not. However, to ensure speed they can't allow JOINs. It would be just about the same as an injection attack. They would open themselves up to allow people to join against tables in a way that would ultimately thrash the db within an inch of it's digital life. However, then you get into federated data and data segmentation, ie the data is spread across physically separate machines therefore JOINs are not actually possible. Anyway, I signed up for Facebook so that I will be able to play around with the APIs, including FQL. Jaduka will likely end up doing some sort of mash-up. In the meantime though, I have managed to catch-up with a few friends from high school. The whole application seems much cleaner than MySpace when it comes to social networking that doesn't directly relate to business. One of the features that I really liked was the fact that you can have Facebook pull RSS feeds from your blogs. This seems like genius, it aggregates the content. Doesn't force you to maintain yet another blog. I think I would have to give Facebook a 9 out of 10. (I reserve the right to change that score at a later date.) I will keep playing around with it and I look forward to messing with their APIs. Time for bed. Laterz Sunday, April 22. 2007Vegan Peanut Butter Cookies
I made chili today, with the black strap molasses that I bought the other day. It turned out very, very good. Little spicy but good.
Then I made the vegan peanut butter cookies. These didn't turn out quite right. I know that baking is more of a science than an art. And I think I got the ratio of the ingredients a bit off. I did get a compliment from John, that they weren't the worst peanut butter cookies he has ever had. They could have used some more sugar, I'm thinking another 1/4 cup of brown sugar. Secondly, their consistency wasn't at all what I would have expected. They were kind of grainy. I am not sure if this is because of the organic whole wheat flour I used, but I am guessing that is probably the case. I think a bit more oil would have fixed that. So the next time I make them I am going to make a half batch and futz with the sugar and oil ratio. I think I will also make a batch using regular flour and see how they turn out. Uggg, I am about to pass out. Time for bed. Laterz |
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